The Dark Knight

Blown away. Extraordinary. Epic. Phenomenal. Need I say more? This film has a little bit of everything and more: action, drama, thriller, superhero, romance, and just down right awesome! The Dark Knight is definitely to-date, the best "super-hero" movie my eyes have yet to witness. This film is in its own category, and nothing has yet to come close to the supremacy of The Dark Knight.

How can I even begin to describe The Dark Knight? This film just totally blows out every other super-hero movie ever made. It's epic, fantastic, on the edge-of-your-seat thrilling! I believe that it is truly one of the best films of all time, and most of the world's population would agree.

The first thing that I admire about this film is that it isn't a predictable film at all. It always leaves you questioning what's about to happen and keeps you wanting to know more. Whenever I thought a particular thing would happen, I was completely taken by surprise. Most superhero films in the past were extremely predictable; the same chronology of events can always be seen-bad guy wrecks havoc, good guy saves the day and gets the girl. The end. This is not at all the case in The Dark Knight.
For example, whenever everybody was under the impression that Gordon had been killed by the Joker at the parade, everyone gets blown away when he comes back from hiding to reveal himself capturing the Joker. I would have never suspected that at all! I thought he was dead and done for.
I absolutely love how Chris Nolan used the element of surprise in this film. It always left you guessing and on the edge of your seat!

The story line was incredible. It amazes me how this entire idea was all devised and invented within the mind of Chris Nolan. He has some imagination! What I liked the most about the movie is that it had a real-life possibility to it, as in it seemed like it could actually happen in reality. It wasn't at all your usual super-hero film. It involved mobs, anarchy, vigilantism, police and things that have problems in reality. I love how they incorporated Batman and the Joker into the mix of all these real life dilemmas.
I also like how they molded the character of the Joker, the twisted and psychotic genius villain. His mission was not to kill his opponent or to actually take over a city. His sole purpose was to pin everybody against everybody and send Gotham into spiraling chaos and anarchy. He got into people's minds and even got the most noblest of people to fall, such as Harvey Dent.
I also loved the internal struggle that Batman/Bruce Wayne faces: he is torn between the duty to protect the city from this madman, but his very actions are what hurting people and in so, damaging him, as well. I just can't describe enough how excellent this film was!
The entire knitting of the film is remarkable. The aspect of the film is just incredible and simply just has an amazing story line that blows me away.

I love how they ended The Dark Knight to set up the next film. Gotham is literally in chaos, Gotham's finest have fallen, and Bruce Wayne finds himself fighting an internal conflict as the entire city points the finger of blame at Batman. It was a bittersweet and rather depressing ending, but a fantastic ending it was!
The entire film was prodigious and there is nothing negative I can say about it at all!

The acting was phenomenal. Christian Bale was flawless as the tormented Bruce Wayne and delivered an outstanding performance.
Heath Ledge blew me away. This was such a dark and challenging role to take on, and he could not have done it any better. It was absolutely amazing how he tackled the Joker, and I wish I had more to say but I can't form into words how awesome his performance was!!
Micheal Caine, Gary Oldman, Aaron Eckhart, Maggie Gyllenhaal, and Morgan Freeman also delivered fantastic performances. I personally feel that Gyllenhaal was a much more suited Rachael Dawes then Katie Holmes. Nevertheless, she performed exellently. They all did stupendous performances.
I was very impressed with Aaron Eckhart as the D.A. Harvery Dent. He was an excellent selection for this role and did a great job; he turned from being the noble leader to a twisted and bent on revenge "two-face."
Quick fact: I like how they did Two-Face and Joker in the film. I liked how you really don't know how Joker came to look as he did, especially the scar indented to resemble a smile.
I love how they still incopporated Two-Face's coin into the film, which actually worked very well into the film with a burnt side and a normal side! Fantastic! I also like how he became Two-Face with half his face consumed by burnt flesh and bone. Much better than the dipiction of Two-Face in the '90s.

I am a big fan of Gary Oldman & Michael Caine from previous films, and like the others, did not disappoint me at all!

Bottom line: this film cannot be compared to any other film every made! It has everything that any person of any movie taste will enjoy. It is just an incredible film that happens to be my favorite movie!
Warner Brothers-there are high expectations for this next sequel, and will be quite an obstacle to top The Dark Knight, but anything is possible and I wait in eager expectation for its premiere in 2012!! This film towers high above all other superhero movies!! I wish I had more to say on this film, but it is hard to form into words how epically awesome this movie is!! Go watch it!

A+

Spongebob Square Pants Movie

I first have to say that I am probably one of the biggest Spongebob nerds/fans that ever walked the Earth! I have always loved SB since the day it premiered in '99, and when it was revealed to me that SB would be hitting the big screen, my excitement rose sky high! Well, it has obviously been several years since it was in theatres, but after watching it twice in the same week, I feel compelled to do a review over this movie!!

Synopsis:
When evil mastermind Plankton has finally concocted a diabolical plan (Plan Z) to overthrow Mr. Krab's by framing him when he steals King Neptune's crown and stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula, Spongebob with this starfish BFF Patrick have 6 days to recover the crown from the horrid Shell City and return to save Mr. Krabs from Neptune's wrath and stop Plankton from overtaking Bikini Bottom.

Hilarious. Comical. Crazy. Fun. Just plain weird. That is pretty much the SBSP Movie in a nutshell, and a fantasticly awesome nutshell it is! If you are looking for a good laugh and possess a good sense of humor, there is no possible reason you wouldn't enjoy this film. I know I certainitly did when I was 9 and still continue to now that I am 16 (well, 16 in a few weeks =D)! This film is just down-right funny and defintely made devoted SB fans proud!

What I liked about this film is that it had a very good story line and could allow people to relate to the characters. Along with a certain moral to the movie, it just was, once again, abnormally funny! To be honest, the film was so weird and crazy, that one couldn't help but have your abdonem go numb from hysterical laughter. Many aspects about the film were so random, and they enhanced the comcial sense about the film. The moral aspect I got out of this film is that even when people tell you that you are just a "kid" or incapable of doing the "impossible", you always have the capability to whatever you believe you can do! Ok, I know that was a little cheesy but it is true. And if anything, it definitely brings out my inner child and inspires me to live in my youthfulness! Ah, the joys of being a kid =).

I wish I had more to say, but I really don't have many words to type! It was jsut bottom line a great, hysterically funny and comical movie about a sponge and his friend, despite the odds and the doubts of others against them, venturing out to save their friend from an evil mastermind intent on destruction of the sacred krabby patty!! Well, not destroying the sandwich, but destroying Mr. Krab's business and getting the Krabby Patty secret formula. Oh, that reminds me!

Ok, I am sorry to say that I did see one error that really was a constant thorn in my side. The evil and tiny mastermind's, Plankton, sole existence was to steal the KP secret formula and thwart Mr. Krab's business. Well, he was pretty much obsessed more about the hidden recipe for the burger than getting rid of his culinary rival. So when he finally does steal the formula, nothing else is said on the formula at all! What the heck!? But, I suppose that the film has to differ in some ways from the series, so maybe the actual uncovering of the forumla wasn't as relevant to the film as it is to in the series, per se. Oh well. I just wish that Plankton finally getting is "stubby, tiny, finger prints" on the formula could have been more emphasized.

Overall, I would recommend this film to anyone. For loyal Spongebob lovers such as moi, I think you should be pleased with this adaption of our favorite undersea sponge who lives in a pineapple! We can only hope that there will a sequel =). C'mon Nickelodeon!
So remember:
I'M A GOOFY GOOBER, YEAH! YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER, YEAH!
WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS, YEAH! GOOFY, GOOFY, GOOFY GOOBER, YEAH!!!

A

Green Lantern

Ok.....I am not going to beat around the bush today so I am going to get straight to the point, ladies and gentlemen:

Synopsis:
In a universe as vast as it is mysterious, an elite, powerful force has existed for centuries. Protectors of peace and justice, they are called the Green Lantern Corps. Warriors sworn to keep intergalactic order, each Green Lantern wears a ring that grants him the ability to create anything his mind can imagine. But when a new enemy called Parallax threatens to destroy the balance of power in the Universe, their fate and the fate of Earth lie in the hands of their newest recruit, the first human ever selected: Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds).
(sited from-press.warnerbros.com).

My review of Green Lantern can be summed up quite like this: Great potential but poorly executed. I was so hoping that this film would be super awesome and leave me blown away. Instead, I left the movie theatre with shocked disappointment and wandaring how I could not totally bash Green Lantern in this review.

I first want to address the flaws that Green Lantern had, all of course in my opinion. There was a reoccuring mistake that this film continued to have: it did a poor job of explaning barely anything. Pretty much the entire film, I found myself nudging my Dad to ask him what was happening. I didn't catch most of anything until later in the film. It's lack of explanation defintely cost Green Lantern interest in its movie-goers. They didn't take the time to fully explain each scene and aspect of the movie. Which leads to my next point:
RUSH, RUSH, RUSH, AND MORE RUSHING!!! Geez! Gosh! I was suprised that this film was acutally rather short. They could have lengthened the film by at least another 20 or 30 minutes! Think about how much more info and extra time they could have worked with to make the film make sense! They didn't take the time to slow down, and fully describe what was going on. In the beginning in particular, actually made no sense to me. Yes, the narrator explained a little, but more could have been elaborated on.

If I had to choose one aspect about the film that had the most errors, was Hector Hammond. Wow. That had lack of explanatory all over it!. I pretty much had no idea who he was the entire film, or his relevance as the villan to the movie. I understood that he was a scientist from just pure observation; I mean, anyone could have figured that out. But, as to why he was reading other people's minds and such, I was lost. They kind of just threw him into the film, and didn't bother to explain much at all. His connection to Parallax wasn't explained well at all, and even at the end of film when it was sort of evident, it still didn't make sense. I wish I could say more on the subject, but that's about all I can say! LACK OF EXPLANATION AND MAJOR RUSHING!!!!

Martin Campbell was the director of Green Lantern, and so I have to say, I was obviously disappointed in his work. The irony of that leaves me flabbergasted, because I have admired Campbell's work from previous films, such as Casino Royale. Ok, if Casino Royale was one of the best movies I have ever seen, why couldn't the same accomplishment be made out of Green Lantern?

The final fight scene between Parallax and Green Lantern was way too short. What the heck? It lasted like two minutes-? It wasn't very impressive or epic at all. Posh. It was just another basic and predictable hero vs. villan fight scene that always results in the same ending.

Ok, if I had been sucked up into a green orb thing and transported throughout the city to be dumped by a crashed spaceship and discover an alien, I wouldn't stand there and act just nervous about him dying. I would totally freak out and scream or something. I think Hal Jordan's reaction to the discovery of the ring and lantern could have been a little more natural and believable. I think anyone would not just believe what an alien has to say, and react cooly about it. Even the scene where Hal apperars in his suit at Carrol's balcony: ok, if a strange flying man appeared at my doorstep, I would holler and freak out. She embraced his presence and tried to make out with him like an old boyfriend! What the heck!

Now onto the positives, I suppose. I was extremely pleased with Ryan Renoylds as Hal Jordan. He was a perfect selection and delivered a fantastic performance. And I have to say, he looked hot in his tight green suit!!!! I have nothing negative to say about him, same thing goes to Blake Lively. She also did a wonderful acting job that I credit them for that. The only thing I have to say is that their relationship throughout the film was so irratic, that I didn't know if they were a couple, liked each other, hated each other, ect. Oh well. I suppose they end up together in the end, right?

The viusal effects were really impressive, I have to say. The Green Lantern suits were awesome!!! So I was very pleased with the CGI and effects. They were rather fascinating and suited the film well.
Well, I can't say much else about the film. Except that this film had so much potential to be totally awesome and extrodinary, and instead, came up just short of the finish line. It had very good scenes, and yet it had very weird and bad scenes.

Overall, if you dig superhero movies, I would recommend this film to all Green Lantern lovers and ya'll can be the judge of the accuracy and what not. I am here just to critique on film quality. However, my Warner Bro. movie reviewer father who has an extensive knowledge on comic books and such labeled the movie decent. So, I shall do the same. It was alright. Not fantastic, and not absolutely terrible. I just hope that they can make a better Green Lantern 2 (hey-there is no possible way there can't be a sequel after that scene at the end of the credits-?)

B-

Thor

Thor is based on the Marvel comics about the Nordic god of Thunder banished from the mystical land of Asgard due to his ignorance and foolishness to behave as a ruler, as opposed to a warrior wanting to challenge someone to duel every oppurtunity he got. I will be honest; I have never read a Thor or Avenger comic, but I do have a fair knowledge of Nordic mythology (thanks to my honors World History class project over Vikings). So while there is a void to the accuracy to the comics, I can compare to a certain extent about the depiction of Nordic mythology in the movie. My Dad is a big comic book nerd, so he is very familiar with the Thor comics, and tells me that the accuracy to the comics is almost identical. So, with that said, I will mainly be critiquing on the film quality, as to the film accuracy, per se. Now, I shall cease my rambling and begin with my movie review of Thor!!!

To be honest, I acutually was a little skeptical when I went to the early sceening of Thor with my Dad in late April. I just didn't think that a film about mythology and gods would appeal to me. I had just assumed that it would be any other superhero/comic book movie with villans and heroes beating each other to a bloody pulp, the villan loses, and the hero gets the girl...the end. What suprised me about this film was that even though it was a little predictable at times, it still left me on the edge of my seat the entire time. It had me continually guessing what Loki was up to with the Frost Giants, what Thor would end up doing, ect. Overall, this film was very unpredictable most of the time, which left me wanting to know how it all plays out.
Oh, I didn't necessarily answer my own retorical question! I came into the movie theatre skeptical and little worried. I left that movie theatre shocked with a big smile telling my dad, "That movie was awesome!!!"

Suprisingly, this movie was quite hilarious! Thor's demeanor and behavior when he comes to Earth and is confused with human life is just down-right funny. I was rolling in my seat pretty much half of the movie...then again, I laugh at almost anything. Nevertheless, Marvel did an excellent job of mixing humor into the film; a fine balance between action/comical/serious/ and superheroes.

The Nordic mythology was very accurate, I have to say. Now, I am not going to act like I am a history teacher and know every possible thing about Vikings and Nordic mythology, because I clearly do not. However, under my curiousity, I did a little research about Noridc gods and was very pleased with Thor's excellent depiction of Noridc mythology. For example, in the film if you noticed, Odin only has one eye, for the other has a patch over it. Well, according to Nordic mythology, Odin is depicted to have only one eye. So, just little things like that had me impressed. Overall, they were extremely accurate where mythology lied.

This film had a little bit of everything in it. It wasn't one of those typical superhero movies where if you have seen one of them, you have seen all of them. It has a combination of many different aspects that people of preferred movie styles would enjoy. If you are more of a die-hard romantic person, I would have to say that maybe this film wouldn't be for you. Yes, Jane Foster and Thor share a special love (if it is even love; he was on Earth for, what? Maybe a week...?), but since it was brief, maybe you should look else where. In speaking of their relationship, I was acutally kind of glad how they chose to end their relationship; it was one of those where they are in love, but they can't be together. It didn't end like most sappy romance movies where they go off riding into the sunset and all the conflicts just happened to work out and they live happily every after...posh. Well, they techincally didn't end their relationship, per se. He basically dumped her when he destroyed that bridge with that awesome hammer. So, oh well.
If you more of an action person, you would totally dig this film. Thor has epic fight scenes between gods v.s huge Frost Giants, which were quite impressive, if I do say so myself.
And, obviously, if have acutally read the Thor comics, you would most defintely love this film. My Dad tells me that it is exactly like the comics, so there is nothing to worry about going to the movies and seeing a total rip-off of the movies.

But besides that, the movie plot was very easy to follow, easy to understand, and just simply a great movie.
Chris Hemsworth was an excellent choice for Thor; he even looked like someone from the Nordic area, with blond hair and blue eyes. Besides his physical apperance, he just did an outstanding job as Thor. And I have to say, he didn't look bad at all without his shirt off.
Natalie Portman (Jane Foster) wasn't outstanding, and she wasn't terrible. She was good, don't get me wrong; but it just wasn't very rememberable and eyecatching. At times, she seemed a little too excited about all her research and studies...oh well.
Anthony Hopkins (Odin)....well, was Anthony Hopkins. He was very good, too, even for how short he was on screen.
Tom Hiddleston (Loki) was acutally one of my favorite acting performances. He did a fantastic job as the conflicted adopted son of Odin, trying to find his place amongst the gods.
Besides that, all the other minor characters, such as the gods, agents, and Foster's two friends, were also equally good. Foster's friend Darcy, was hilarous!

Overall, I coulnd't find anything wrong with this movie. It was just a very good film that I would recommend making the trip to the movie theatre to see for fun. Although its rating is PG-13, the action in the film wasn't that scary, and I do not recall hearing any suggestive language or cuss words. So this movie is totally child-approved. Simply, just a great movie! I cannot wait to see when the sequel hits theatres!! Well, there better be a Thor 2, because if they leave all millions of us viewers wondering if Thor and Jane every see each other again, there will be an uproar! Or just a lot of disappoited fans....who knows.

Movie Grade:        A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1

 

Oh, where shall I begin? Well, I guess I should say that it saddens me to know that the HP movie franchise is quickly dwindling away and finally ending when HP Part 2 hits theatres this July (which I am counting down the days till my Daddy takes me to the early screening!). After ten years and eight movies, HP will finally be off the big screen. It slightly depresses me because I love HP and have read all the books, and for many years has been part of my writing inspiration and a portion of my parents wallet spent on movies, the theatre, ect. Regardless, I am not here to wallow in my own self-pity and to waltz down memory lane that no one cares about.....I am here to give my honest opinion and movie review over HP and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1. So I will cease my aimless rambling and begin the critiqing!!!

First, I want to tip my hat to J.K. Rowling, for creating this fantastic book series! I am a writer as well, and love to write stories, and HP has defintely inspired me and has expanded my imagination for writing. In my opinion, no book series or novel, will ever compete or come close to HP! Harry Potter is in its own category, because it's just mindblowing how she was able to come up with this fantastic realm of HP at the top of her head! So, thank you J.K. Rowling for Harry Potter!

A brief summary of HP and the Deathly Hallows consists of this:
Harry, Ron and Hermoine are about to embark on a mission to find and destroy the Horcruxes, which are items in which Voldemort has concealed part of his soul. If he was to die, he could simply return to one of the seven Horcruxes he possess, and begin to live once again with that piece of his soul. With the usual running in's to Death Eaters and such, Harry finds himself conflicted with a desire to finish this once and for all, but also keeping everyone he loves safe from harm. The Deathly Hallows work their way into this story, by being 3 objects that appear to be of deep interest to Voldemort: the Elder Wand, the Resurrection Stone, and the Invisibility Cloak, which together, make one master of death. Death Eaters are on their tails, Voldemort is rising to power every minute, and hope is seeming to slowly descend away from our three heroes, in an epic battle to save the world from Lord Voldemort's grasp, in the last enstallment of HP. Now, the movie does not asscend past about this much, for the rest is to be revealed and discovered in Part 2, out this July! So, with this summary in mind, how shall it compare to the movie's version?

WOW. WHOA. OMG. HOLY COW. If I could list all the words related to these shocked phrases I would, but it would take up the entire review. That was my initial reaction when I finished watching the film. The film was excellently put together and stayed right on track with the book. It was very accurate and contained the scenes that needed to be in the film. The film was very intense, obviously, and even if you had read the book, you would still be on the edge of your seat. Just quite amazing! It got the basic point across, the special effects were very good, and overall, the film quality not including accuracy, was just phenomenal, in my opinion. It was just a very good film. This was probably the most precisely accurate HP to date. Why? Because they actually used alot of the book's dialog word-for-word into the book, and even used scenes exactly how it was in the book as well. I loved that about this film! On another note, I have to say that I was a little skeptical about a two part Deathly Hallow sequence. But after today, I believe that was the best choice for this adaption of the book, that way even the most minor of details could be seen! Brilliance!

Now, there are a few things that I want to say that may be a little petty because I read the book and look for even the tiniest of details. Yes, I know that every possible aspect cannot be put into the movie. Still, I noticed a few things that I wish they would have altered, like Harry and Ginny's relationship. They never break up! I think that he should have broken up with her (like in the book). And after the wedding crashing of the Death Eaters and he is separted from Ginny, if Harry really did like her that much, he would have mentioned her again or something.
 I wish they would have added Dumbledore's funeral. I think that would have been a nice touch maybe at the beginning, which was an excellent start for the movie, I must say (the beginning of the film).
Oh, and the little "dance" scene between Harry and Hermoine was a little odd, to be honest. Yes, I know that he was trying to cheer her up and see her smile. But it might confuse people that maybe they like each other or something! It was just kind of weird how in the midst of this really serious movie, they start dancing! Oh well, it was cute and took the tension off everything, I suppose. That's about it, really. This stuff didn't/or wouldn't alter the film in any way, really.
Oh, I almost forgot! I'm so glad they put "George losing his ear" into the film, and he wa able to say his "saintlike...I'm holey Fred, get it?", which was one of my favorite quotes in the book!! Also, when Ron and Harry attempt to destory the Horcrux, that was excellently depicted...a little creepy and disturbing, indeed, but nonetheless, had me freaked out with satisfaction!
Also, I really wanted to see the letter that was written by Harry's mom addressed to Sirius, which Harry found in Grimmauld Place. I just really wanted to see what they could do with that scenario-I thought it should have been included in the movie-maybe even throw in the Lupin-yelling scene where he asks to join them.
Also, they didn't exactly elaborate much on the Deathly Hallows at all. They basically mention it one time at Mr. Lovegood's house, and then after that, nada. I would have liked to have seen maybe Harry making the connection between his invisibility cloak & the one in the story, and perhaps something leading from there. But, they act from there on as if the Deathly Hallows really has no reference to Voldemort at all.

The acting was phenomnal in this film! The best I have ever seen of Daniel Radcliff, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint. Just incredible performances. These roles in the Deathly Hallows were alot more complex and difficult for these actors to face, due to the very intense and challenging aspects Harry, Ron and Hermonie face. It really pushed and tried them as actors, but they delievered fantastic performances, and did not leave me disappointed.
 These roles for this film were hard, but they did an excellent job!
I just have to say, one of the most talented actresses has had little recognition, as far as I have noticed. She may have just been introduced into the movies with very little screen time, but every time she approaches on screen, she sends chills down my spine. You can almost feel the evil and pyschotity well off of her. Helena Bonham Carter...just wow. Her role as the degranged Bellatrix Lestrange just amazes me-she does a fantastic job, more than fantastic, for that matter.
All the other actors, (Fred, George, Mr. & Mrs. Weasley, Lupin, Tonks, Mundungus, Mad-Eye, Ginny, Kingsley, Bill, Fleur, Voldemort, the Death Eaters)-were also very good.

Overall, the film was very good, with a few things I wish they could have added. It really was a terrific movie, and cannot wait until Part 2.
A-